NOTE: SquareSpace has elected to make writing look terrible. Each of these pages contain raw text, formatted images, and (on very rare occasion) the pieces read aloud.
P R O S E
Banter Between Friends After Sale of Painting
Very short, inspired by a close friend, best read aloud.
(January ‘21, Miami)
Langley’s Sinking Carpet
Derivative Lovecraft nonsense? We’ve got it!
February ‘22, Manhattan)
P O E T R Y
Stone-Wood-Mud-Rogue
Originally: Court Rogue Dead Time, best read aloud.
(October, 2020, Nassau)
The Bird Watcher
An earnest hobby goes awry!
(October ‘22, London)
de Profoundus
You know how Lord Byron was basically tweeting? I’ve taken that to its logical conclusion
and created de Profoundus, a rolling scrap of japes for the discerning japster..
(September ‘22, London — Ongoing)
E S S A Y
Travel Is Impossible: The British Museum
Finally, somebody takes down the British Museum.
(October ‘22, London)